*WARNING: This article contains some scene that some girls might find shocking. Please take necessary precaution before continue reading.*

After I finished my training today, I was in a hurry to get back to the office because I need to take a leak. After sitting in the training room (the training event is held about a km away from the office) for like about 6 hours drinking and without going to the loo, everyone will expect that my bladder will fill up like balloon. Initially the bladder didn't trigger when I left the training ground but halfway to the office, it suddenly alerted me when my butt touched my cold air-conditioned car.

So as you expect, there's a lot of The Fast & The Furious coupled with Gone In 60 Seconds stunts happening all the way back to my office.

I managed to reach the office in time before my bladder imploded/exploded so I went to the nearest toilet. Opening up the door I seem to see all the toilet bowls are filled and even the pissing stand are filled.

Bloody hell, I got to drag my ass up to the top floor toilet and that's the most excruciating moments in my life. Upon reaching the top, I also found that the bloody bathroom is filled! What the hell is going on? Did someone wanted to pull a prank on me? Then I went to the next to find that it's under maintainence and the janitor is slowly washing the whole toilet.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I went to the last one, which I hope is empty. The bad thing is that the whole toilet bowls are filled. Déjà Vu anyone?

As lucky I am, there are 3 pissing bowl but there's one stupid problem there. There's a big tub of lard occupying the middle bowl. For God's sake! There's one rule here which I think many guys (don't worry here girls, your turn will come) here will agree, which is:

1. If you see 3 bowls, take the side. This will allow the next person to piss in peace.
2. We try not to squeeze in two at one time, unless physically there are only 2 pissing bowl.

Now I have to wait like an eternity for that fat idiot to finish off his pissing, which then he took another 1-2 minutes to shake off the excessive urine. Then, this idiot took another 1-2 minutes to slowly zip his pants before he started to head for the sink. Damn idiot. I quickly excrete my load and it never felt so good before.

As I finished, I made a quick jiggle on my light saber and headed to the sink. Guess what? The fat fella is still washing his hand.

p/s: Girls, do you wash you have extensively after a piss? I understand the need to wash if you gals take a dump or something.