This stupid customer calls in, lay out all her problem to us. Before I can stop her, she's already halfway explaining all her problems till the end. Since I see that she's so eager to tell her tale, I let her go on.

A full two minutes later...

Customer: "So, what you're going to do?"
Me: "Ma'am, may I know what's the model first?"
Customer: "What do you mean what model?"

*sigh* Another brainless stupid housewife. You'd know why I call her a stupid housewife later in this blog.

Me: "Well, like car manufacturer, they've got a lot of models as well. Which model of computer you're having?"
Customer: "I don't know. Are you going to help me or not?"
Me: "I will help as soon as I learn the model."
Customer: "Okay, it's a desktop."
Me: "Oh, okay ma'am, as for desktop, you have dialled the wrong queue. For desktop, you need to dial to the same toll free and push option 2."
Customer: "Shit, I've dialled enough numbers. I've been through countless toll frees."
Me: "You are not hearing me correctly. You only need to redial the same number, and push option 2."
Customer: "I'm not that free to dial you know. I have kids that need to be taken care of."

In the instant:

Me: "Listen here you stupid bitch, you're the one who's too stupid to know what type of computer you're having. How dare you want to blame us on your own stupidity? If you want to be that stupid, just go kill yourself right now. Go on. The world doesn't need another stupid person breathing up our air."

But instead:

Me: "Ma'am, that's the correct queue that will help you with your problem. They're specially trained professional to help you in a situation like this. I hope you can make use of their service..."

Phone was slammed and got disconnected.