Oh god, the first call in the morning and I've already encountered an idiot...

Me: "Thank you for calling Technical Support..."
Customer: "Hallo? Hallo? Apa you cakap?" (Hallo? Hallo? What are you saying? - customer cannot understand English)

Yes, the idiot actually mention hallo instead of hello. What can I say? An idiot will always be an idiot.

Me: "Ya? Apa boleh saya bantu?" (Yes, what can I do you for?)
Customer: "Mana itu Ong? Dia boleh cakap Cina!" (Where's Ong? He can speak Chinese!)
Me: "Encik sudah tekan line yang salah. Yang nie untuk support projector saje..." (Sir, you've dailed the wrong option. This is for projector support only)
Customer: "Ada itu Ong yang cakap Cina..." (There's this Ong that speak Chinese...)

Oh shit, I don't deserve an idiotic call in the morning. What is this? Suddenly all Tom, Dick and Harry start calling in our support line? Jeeze, this guy's already an idiot and my dear reader knows how I loath & despise idiots.

Me: "Di sini takde Ong. Dulu encik dial nombor ape?" (There is no one name Ong here. Previously what option you dialed?)
Customer: "Saya tekan butang 4 la!" (I pushed option 4!)

Bullshit. We can immediately detect a lying customer but a head-on bullshit will earn customer no points. Definately this idiot is lying, even up to the extend of selling his own mom.

Me: "Saya sudah kerja sini 2 tahun tapi takde Ong." (I've been working here for 2 years but there's no one by the name of Ong.)
Customer: "Kalau begitu takpe la." (In that case nevermind then.)

*click* the phone line went dead. What an asswipe bastard. I usually never looked down upon a person before but somehow this idiot is an exception.