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Friday, November 19, 2004
How Stupid Can One Get?
Just took a long trip to the nurse's clinic and back. This happened 20 minutes ago...
Me: "Thank you for calling Technical Support."
Customer: "Hi, can you tell me how can I contact you again?"
Me: "Eh?"
Customer: "Yes, may I know what is your contact number?"
Me: "I don't understand. You just dialled the number."
Customer: "But I need the number."
Me: "Okay, the number is 1800 xxx xxxx..."
Customer: "WHAT? That's the number I just dialled!"
Me: "Well, I just told you so."
Jesus! I somehow believe this guy has an IQ-70 or something...
Customer: "Okay, besides that, then what option I should press?"
My mistake. Should be IQ-50...
Me: "Eh? But you just pushed option 3..."
Customer: "Option 3 is it? Why don't you say so earlier?"
Blood pressure skyrocketed to 500! Breathing heavily as spasm convulsion followed by vomitting gallons of blood.
Me: "Yes, I believe you should have some vague idea on what you have pressed..." (getting sarcastic)
Customer: "Alright, alright. Now here's my problem. I got a desktop..."
Need I say more?
Me: "Thank you for calling Technical Support."
Customer: "Hi, can you tell me how can I contact you again?"
Me: "Eh?"
Customer: "Yes, may I know what is your contact number?"
Me: "I don't understand. You just dialled the number."
Customer: "But I need the number."
Me: "Okay, the number is 1800 xxx xxxx..."
Customer: "WHAT? That's the number I just dialled!"
Me: "Well, I just told you so."
Jesus! I somehow believe this guy has an IQ-70 or something...
Customer: "Okay, besides that, then what option I should press?"
My mistake. Should be IQ-50...
Me: "Eh? But you just pushed option 3..."
Customer: "Option 3 is it? Why don't you say so earlier?"
Blood pressure skyrocketed to 500! Breathing heavily as spasm convulsion followed by vomitting gallons of blood.
Me: "Yes, I believe you should have some vague idea on what you have pressed..." (getting sarcastic)
Customer: "Alright, alright. Now here's my problem. I got a desktop..."
Need I say more?
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