God damn this is tough! My current job has me running from one end of the building to the other end because:

1. Our labs are situated at the front side of the building while the place I sit is way at the back.
2. Some of the new agents keep asking me a lot of stupid question. Felt like bashing them on the head and ask them to make their best judgement and learn from their mistake.
3. New agents came in to buddy and it has blocked my pathway to the exit. So instead of taking about 2 minutes to get to the other end, it took me nearly about 3 minutes swaying through the crowds.
4. Tiring have to wake up at 6am.
5. Have to handle things that I do not know. As Neo would have it, I have to make sure I have the image of a leader although I'm a wuss. Hell, I don't need to projection of a leader. I'm already a bad ass bastard bent on destroying everything if I'm pissed!

Okay, now for the fun stuff. I encountered a really irritating sales person that has the IQ of a bullfrog. She's so stupid till she's still wondering what's her current gender.

Stupid Sales Person (SSP): "Hello, okay we have this situation whereby customer is pissed off that they take two months to resolve the issue."
Me: "So, has the problem been resolved?"
SSP: "Yes."
Me: "So, what's the problem?"
SSP: "The customer wants to know how come there are no updated drivers on our website?"
Me: "Hmm, looks like the new driver from the manufacturer is not compatible with some of our other driver. I guess that's why they didn't put it up."
SSP: "That still doesn't explain why this happened."
Me: "I just told you."
SSP: "No, you don't understand me."
Me: "What is there the understand? Does the customer want us to compensate for their down time?"
SSP: "No."
Me: "So what's the problem?"
SSP: "Customer wants to know why the updated driver is not reflected on our website?"
Me: "Like I told you, the manufacturer's driver is not compatible with some of our other drivers, and that's why it's not included in our website."
SSP: "In that case I don't think we understand each other."

You got that right!

Me: "Yes I understand you fine. Just that you cannot understand my method of explanation."
SSP: "In that case who else can help me?"
Me: "Why, the webmaster of course!"
SSP: "Hmm, why didn't I think of this at the beginning?"

I felt like strangling the stupid sales person by the edge of the building before letting her go. Such stupid person shouldn't be allowed to live and should die.

Updated: The webmaster was so pissed off at the chau hai¹ that he sent his worst underlings to handler her. Apparently she was so pissed off at his competency that she will get other channel to handle her case. Let's see how tomorrow goes. Chances are she will jump to her death if were not annoyed by the underlings.

¹ Chau hai is translated as smelly vagina in Cantonese.