Don't you just hate it when a guy walking around in the office, shaded from the sun, far away from the ultraviolet actually wears a hat? The same guy, whom I've been observing for the past 6 months, can actually walk around the office with the same hat! And to make matter worse, he never take them off!

And the amazing part was, he took out his hat today and walk around the office. I don't mind if the majority of the office wear hat but imagine in a building of 6-700 employees, wearing a hat will actually attract people's attention. You know what I want to say to him?

Look here, hatboy, an air-conditioned office room ain't having any sunlight. Did you realize that? Or you're so cooked up in that hat that it actually fried your brain? Try it out a little while and we have brain dip, just like the monkeys.

Or

Pitching season ain’t starting yet! (baseball season)

But instead I said:

WOW! HE HAS HAIR!

The guy looked at me and stared at me the whole time. Serves him right for wearing hat in the office.